0 – Zero
The number of Ɔdadeɛs who always keep two neatly ironed white handkerchiefs which they never use.
1 – One
The least number of times a PRESECAN breaks bounds during his entire stay on campus as a student.
2 – Two
The number of weeks until the next serving of fried plantain, ‘kɔkɔɔ’, to be taken with the weekly gari and beans, ‘gɔbɛ’.
3 – Three
The number of opportunities given daily to every boarding student to strike to the dining hall.
4 – Four
The number of routes ideal for breaking bounds out of campus, if the need be.
5 – Five
The record number of times PRESEC has won the National Science and Maths Quiz.
6 – Six
The number of days in a week that ‘Goase‘ operates … it’s below expectation!
7 – Seven
The number of days in a week ‘T-James’ operates … *no comment*
8 – Eight
The number of A1s expected of a PRESECAN in the WASSCE.
9 – Nine
The realistic number of people to have at a table with you, in ratio to the food served at the dining hall, not 13 in all.
10 – Ten
The number of years before the PRESEC graduate is officially recognized as an Ɔdadeɛ.
11 – Eleven
The number of commandments the PRESECAN is suppose to know and obey. The 11th reads, “Thou shall not be caught [breaking rules]!”
12 – Twelve
The number of faces that frown in disapproval when you join them at the dining table.
13 – Thirteen
The number of people (including yourself) you don’t want to have at your table during a dining hall session.
Any other special numbers that you can recall?
Which number was your favorite?
“In lumine tuo, videbimus lumen.”
nice piece boy
number 13 is my favourite
very funny í ½í¸í ½í¸
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People kill what they know and talk about things they don’t know. Keep a private life
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